Sunday, April 6, 2014

Splat

Dear Church,

Welcome to our family,  but heed my warning....
THIS is what happened to Blu when she tried to usurp my place.
and BOOM goes the dynamite

That's right I laid her out, so Church take note that I am the Queen B & you must be my minion. 


Tuesday, April 1, 2014

April Fools

I'm struggling to come up with the best April Fools prank on Blu. Usually I'd employ my vast intellect,  but she's a mind midget. Eureka! I'll put plastic food in her bowl w a dash of bacon grease n watch her go at it!

(Laughter)


Ill be sure to videotape it for all my loyal fans!

Wednesday, March 26, 2014

Frozen

I have no words. Loyal readers this is NOT me
(Clear by how FAT this designer imposter is)
This wannabe is the latest insult my human parents have thrust upon me. First snaggle-toothed Blu (whom is actually making an adequate minion) & now Church. I will begin training her via CIA. I have to go raid my 'nip stash I swore I would save for a celebration. They will pay

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Tuesday, March 25, 2014

I'm Baaaaacccckkkkk

Hi all, I've been undercover in an intense operation for the CIA (Cat Intelligence Agency). More than that I can't disclose at this time, however just know you're Meowschwitz is back in action!

Kisses

M

Monday, August 19, 2013

Blu's Twin

Am I the only one who sees the resemblance?! My sister is a dog in cats clothing I just know it! Grandma and Grandpa have that dog Elvis and both of them will stand and beg.....I have to send Blu's DNA through CIA's lab to figure this all out. Has something to do with Dixie I know this...more to follow.  Meow

UPDATE:
DNA ANALYSIS FROM CIA HAS DETERMINED BLU DOES HAVE DOG GENES. THIS DOESNT SURPRISE ME, HOWEVER AS LONG AS SHE OBEYS I WONT BLOW HER COVER.
MEOW

Friday, July 19, 2013

My Song 4 Mommy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33mec03xeow&feature=youtube_gdata_player
She's an American Girl
Don't you agree Daddy?