I'm struggling to come up with the best April Fools prank on Blu. Usually I'd employ my vast intellect, but she's a mind midget. Eureka! I'll put plastic food in her bowl w a dash of bacon grease n watch her go at it!
Ill be sure to videotape it for all my loyal fans!
This wannabe is the latest insult my human parents have thrust upon me. First snaggle-toothed Blu (whom is actually making an adequate minion) & now Church. I will begin training her via CIA. I have to go raid my 'nip stash I swore I would save for a celebration. They will pay
Am I the only one who sees the resemblance?! My sister is a dog in cats clothing I just know it! Grandma and Grandpa have that dog Elvis and both of them will stand and beg.....I have to send Blu's DNA through CIA's lab to figure this all out. Has something to do with Dixie I know this...more to follow. Meow
DNA ANALYSIS FROM CIA HAS DETERMINED BLU DOES HAVE DOG GENES. THIS DOESNT SURPRISE ME, HOWEVER AS LONG AS SHE OBEYS I WONT BLOW HER COVER.