Monday, June 17, 2013

Dixie Part Deux

To all my cat pals out there:

Further disturbing news from the front; another picture of this pedigree (YES I'm being snarky) daddy used to have.

Through extensive research at the CIA (for all you non-cats out there thats CAT INTELLIGENCE AGENCY) I have uncovered Dixie's true parentage and have her papers....though because of my non-disclosure agreement with the Agency I am not allowed to show these documents. 



Daddy has just entered the room....I must sign off post haste
Please check back soon as I will keep digging for the TRUTH 

Tuesday, June 4, 2013

Blu



So my sister thinks if she puts a dress on she can mask the stench of gutter rat....
Such is NOT the case

But I suppose this is the first picture of you where you look sweet. 

Dixie The "Pedigree" Mutt....

So I was combing through Daddy's photo album. I fell asleep halfway through, but then I found this photo


I don't even know where to start...
Oh wait yes I do...
1. The goatee (throws up)

Then we'll move on to the "elephant" in the photo...that gross thing at his side.
He claims this THING is of pedigree and its name was "Dixie Due"....
I laughed so hard I don't even have the strength to properly make fun of him and that "pedigree" of a mutt he has in his arms. And to top it off he had her while living (hahah I said "had her") in West Hollywood. YUUUUUUUUUUUP. 

Baby Pictures

This is me when I was 3 months old....

Blu at who cares what age she is .... demon kitty