April Fools

I'm struggling to come up with the best April Fools prank on Blu. Usually I'd employ my vast intellect,  but she's a mind midget. Eureka! I'll put plastic food in her bowl w a dash of bacon grease n watch her go at it!

(Laughter)


Ill be sure to videotape it for all my loyal fans!

Dixie Part Deux

To all my cat pals out there:

Further disturbing news from the front; another picture of this pedigree (YES I'm being snarky) daddy used to have.

Through extensive research at the CIA (for all you non-cats out there thats CAT INTELLIGENCE AGENCY) I have uncovered Dixie's true parentage and have her papers....though because of my non-disclosure agreement with the Agency I am not allowed to show these documents. 

Daddy has just entered the room....I must sign off post haste

Please check back soon as I will keep digging for the TRUTH