Wednesday, March 26, 2014


I have no words. Loyal readers this is NOT me
(Clear by how FAT this designer imposter is)
This wannabe is the latest insult my human parents have thrust upon me. First snaggle-toothed Blu (whom is actually making an adequate minion) & now Church. I will begin training her via CIA. I have to go raid my 'nip stash I swore I would save for a celebration. They will pay

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Tuesday, March 25, 2014

I'm Baaaaacccckkkkk

Hi all, I've been undercover in an intense operation for the CIA (Cat Intelligence Agency). More than that I can't disclose at this time, however just know you're Meowschwitz is back in action!