Monday, August 19, 2013
Friday, July 19, 2013
Tuesday, July 9, 2013
First off ... I ♥ my human mommy. She saved me from some crazy cat lady in Florida that named me Baby Brianna Summer (pauses to let name sink in with readers) Done?! Ok good. Now lets dissect everything that is wrong with that foulness.
Baby...at first glance nothing is wrong with that. Its cute I suppose, but how about once I'm grown....
Brianna.....I like this name but I have a problem with people naming their animals human names (no offense) get creative people! Even though mommy names her dogs after dead singers (Elvis & Selena) I forgive her.
Summer....ok now this is where I get confused. Why add summer to all that? Baby Brianna is bad enough but the addition of Summer makes me vom.....no offense (like I care)
Baby Brianna Summer = hot mess express. I never did come to that no matter how many times I'd be called that, but once I heard mommy call me Meowschwitz I knew I'd found my person!
Thursday, July 4, 2013
I decided for the fourth I'd make Daddy look festive....
For Blu's photo I decided to try and make her look decent. ..as you can see she's a lost cause...
As for mommy you can see the mothership has returned to take her home. Bye mommy I will miss you
Monday, June 17, 2013
Further disturbing news from the front; another picture of this
Through extensive research at the CIA (for all you
Tuesday, June 4, 2013
Wednesday, May 29, 2013
Tuesday, May 28, 2013
On The Road Again...
Wednesday, April 24, 2013
Headline would read:
"BLU DO WORLD FAVOR; JUMP IN"
I know its rough when you're a mind midget so I'll help you by removing the grate BUT you have to do yourself and the world a huge favor and JUMP IN once its removed. Really its nothing personal - I'm only thinking of YOU. I know, I know - you are amazed at my selflessness.....I amaze myself sometimes BUT thats not the end to my giving. No sir, once you have jumped in I will also selflessly put the grate back on the vent so our human parents won't get mad at you. Wait I have to go now - its the Pope calling me to anoint me into Sainthood.