I'm struggling to come up with the best April Fools prank on Blu. Usually I'd employ my vast intellect, but she's a mind midget. Eureka! I'll put plastic food in her bowl w a dash of bacon grease n watch her go at it!
Ill be sure to videotape it for all my loyal fans!
This wannabe is the latest insult my human parents have thrust upon me. First snaggle-toothed Blu (whom is actually making an adequate minion) & now Church. I will begin training her via CIA. I have to go raid my 'nip stash I swore I would save for a celebration. They will pay