Friday, April 18, 2014

1yr Happy Easter

I was such a cute baby!
@MeowschwitzB is my twitter
Wishing all my fans a Joyous Easter


Sunday, April 6, 2014


Dear Church,

Welcome to our family,  but heed my warning....
THIS is what happened to Blu when she tried to usurp my place.
and BOOM goes the dynamite

That's right I laid her out, so Church take note that I am the Queen B & you must be my minion. 

Tuesday, April 1, 2014

April Fools

I'm struggling to come up with the best April Fools prank on Blu. Usually I'd employ my vast intellect,  but she's a mind midget. Eureka! I'll put plastic food in her bowl w a dash of bacon grease n watch her go at it!


Ill be sure to videotape it for all my loyal fans!

Wednesday, March 26, 2014


I have no words. Loyal readers this is NOT me
(Clear by how FAT this designer imposter is)
This wannabe is the latest insult my human parents have thrust upon me. First snaggle-toothed Blu (whom is actually making an adequate minion) & now Church. I will begin training her via CIA. I have to go raid my 'nip stash I swore I would save for a celebration. They will pay

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Tuesday, March 25, 2014

I'm Baaaaacccckkkkk

Hi all, I've been undercover in an intense operation for the CIA (Cat Intelligence Agency). More than that I can't disclose at this time, however just know you're Meowschwitz is back in action!