Dixie The "Pedigree" Mutt....

So I was combing through Daddy's photo album. I fell asleep halfway through, but then I found this photo

I don't even know where to start...

Oh wait yes I do...

1. The goatee (throws up)

Then we'll move on to the "elephant" in the photo...that gross thing at his side.

He claims this THING is of pedigree and its name was "Dixie Due"....

I laughed so hard I don't even have the strength to properly make fun of him and that "pedigree" of a mutt he has in his arms. And to top it off he had her while living (hahah I said "had her") in West Hollywood. YUUUUUUUUUUUP.