Splat

Dear Church,

Welcome to our family,  but heed my warning....
THIS is what happened to Blu when she tried to usurp my place.

and BOOM goes the dynamite

That's right I laid her out, so Church take note that I am the Queen B & you must be my minion. 

April Fools

I'm struggling to come up with the best April Fools prank on Blu. Usually I'd employ my vast intellect,  but she's a mind midget. Eureka! I'll put plastic food in her bowl w a dash of bacon grease n watch her go at it!

(Laughter)


Ill be sure to videotape it for all my loyal fans!

Dixie Part Deux

To all my cat pals out there:

Further disturbing news from the front; another picture of this pedigree (YES I'm being snarky) daddy used to have.

Through extensive research at the CIA (for all you non-cats out there thats CAT INTELLIGENCE AGENCY) I have uncovered Dixie's true parentage and have her papers....though because of my non-disclosure agreement with the Agency I am not allowed to show these documents. 

Daddy has just entered the room....I must sign off post haste

Please check back soon as I will keep digging for the TRUTH